I have been using 11ty for quite a while now, but they are going commercial.
I do not want to be using a freemium solution under any circumstance.
Especially, when the any circumstance in question can be replicated, by me, in 259 lines of javascript. Hence, I present Nrchy, yet another static site generator, which completed building my site with minimal modifications.
Nrchy can be downloaded from here, and is licensed under the Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Public License.
I wrote the code in about an hour and a pizza, and my blog is now made with Nrchy. In fact, Nrchy is quicker then 11ty. Also, Nrchy will never receive updates. Yey!
After angrily jotting this post down, I shall now continue publishing it unto the world wide interwebz.